The VelociPastor and The VelociPastor 2 (Double Feature)
November 5, 2026
7pm | SIFF Cinema Uptown
Presented by Grand Illusion Cinema. A double feature of dino-namic proportions!
The epic saga of Doug Jones (Gregory James Cohan), a priest who travels to China after losing his parents and inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur.
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SIFF year-round passes and vouchers are not valid for this screening.
In the first VelociPastor, Doug—with the help of a lady of the night, Carol (Alyssa Kempinski)—harnesses his newfound power to fight crime. And ninjas.
Then, in the brand new follow-up, The VelociPastor 2, Doug and Carol travel to the port city of Milan, where they have to solve a series of murders committed by a sex-maniac killer at an Italian Fertility Festival. And Soviet Spies. Oh, and INTERPOL’s there, too.
Please note: There will be a 10-minute intermission between features.
“A bonkers film that never stops entertaining.” —Bobby LePire, Film Threat
“If you’re looking for a ludicrous movie for a fun time, The VelociPastor delivers with plenty of violence, action, and bonkers bits.” —Kristy Puchko, Pajiba
- Director: Jesse Gouldsbury
- Principal Cast: Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, Frankie Kevich, John DiMino, Sajda Waite
- Country: USA
- Year: 2026
- Running Time: 162 min.
- Language: English